DONKEY COCK'S
morning, I mean

Decided to take Thursday, Friday and Monday off work to use up some leave. Thought you would like to know.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 8:39, archived)

planning a five-day bender?
lol bender
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 8:51, archived)

nah but I do want to smoke a shoulder of pork which will be an 8-10 hour affair involving lots of beer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

you'll be high as a pig in space

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:59, archived)

you can get in a decent Zelda session

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jul 2021, 8:53, archived)

no kid this weekend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:32, archived)

exactly, you can have it all to yourself, no need to share with yr kid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:46, archived)

I'm 48 you dick, I'm not going to spend my time pretending to be a fucking elf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:54, archived)

but you could save the land of Hyrule from a great evil!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:00, archived)

This is the most sense you’ve ever made.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 17:44, archived)

He's not an elf, he's a Hylian

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:33, archived)

I think it's Hylian likely that Queef gives a shit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:37, archived)

/thread

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:39, archived)

/Link

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:53, archived)

you are on form this morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:55, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 17:45, archived)

Shame
I find killing things in games to be very therapeutic
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:44, archived)

agreed

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 12:29, archived)

vg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 11:05, archived)

Don’t let that other dull fuck take over your account again, he’s making you look bad.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 17:46, archived)