It's this sort of fear-mongering that is resulting in the NHS being overwhelmed by hypochondriacs.
Two hats clearly doesn't have neck cancer, merely a mild case of syringomyelia which will result in progressive paralysis.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:13, archived)

PROGRESsive paralysiS = PROGRESS, maybe yours will catch on, before you asphyxicate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 20:27, archived)