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Hi guy's! It's me. TH. From the internet!
My neck hurts today. What is YOUR neck doing today? You can't say Boyce's Nan.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 14:55, archived)
Sorry TH but it sounds like you got the neck cancer. :(

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:03, archived)
Ah shame
Well I had a good run
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)
That's good, nothing like a bit of exercise to help boost your endorphins and take your mind off your impending horrible death

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:15, archived)
Fucken blow hole pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:57, archived)
It's this sort of fear-mongering that is resulting in the NHS being overwhelmed by hypochondriacs.
Two hats clearly doesn't have neck cancer, merely a mild case of syringomyelia which will result in progressive paralysis.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:13, archived)
PROGRESsive paralysiS = PROGRESS, maybe yours will catch on, before you asphyxicate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 20:27, archived)
He didn't like it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:24, archived)
Supporting the weight of my head.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:07, archived)
And with a brain like yours
Well....do I need to finish that sentence? Because I don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:11, archived)
Who needs enemas?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)
Are you the one with the lawn that's also a public toilet?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:09, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:11, archived)
yeah, he is.
We've all shat on TH's lawn.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:15, archived)
Can't seem to find it on TripAdvisor.
Was interested to see that the Bridge Road Public toilets are the 10th most highly rated thing to do in Yarmouth.
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g503893-d23463377-Reviews-Bridge_Road_Public_Toilets-Yarmouth_Isle_of_Wight_England.html
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:22, archived)
Yeah, I don't know who started that, or why
I don't really get it, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:32, archived)
are you saying that there's an ongoing joke on b3ta which is both well past its sell by date, and has never been funny?
Are you sure? Because that doesn't sound very likely.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:39, archived)
When you say it like that, it doesn't seem all that likely
It must be me. I'm not terribly bright
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)
FUCKLIFT!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 16:19, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 16:26, archived)
get fucked

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 19:19, archived)
woo yay hoopla panowie dibnah cancer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 22:10, archived)
Needing wound in, probably

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)
Oi oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:32, archived)
It's a bit stiff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:56, archived)
Viagra stuck in your throat?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 16:25, archived)
Tension headache

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 18:51, archived)
Getting ready to talk dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 2:01, archived)
My neck is sore too, did you also visit France?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 16:21, archived)
mine is looking pasty white in between my tanned face and shoulders
explain THAT jacob dyer
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 17:33, archived)
I just built TWO 4'x7' ikea shelves in 2.5 hours without assistance, I demand respect.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 18:18, archived)
you won't get it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 18:36, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 18:56, archived)
I can throw a billy bookcase together in 10 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 19:56, archived)
Respect.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 21:20, archived)