Morning
Just went arse over, in the middle of the road. Both knees are turning purple.
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bruh
is it icy out or something?
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No
Sandals of doom
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:00, archived)

Turning purple knees I think I'm turning purple knees I really think so

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*BRB KLAXON*

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Silly person

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