morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 8:46, archived)

I love all these updates offered where a question hasn't even been asked.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 8:53, archived)

^ is that online internet harassment?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 8:54, archived)

go fuck yourself mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 8:56, archived)

not your mate

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:04, archived)

what a very upsetting internet forum post

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:30, archived)

Huzzah!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 8:56, archived)

Yeah, come on BDP, at least enquire as to our favourite transneptunian object or something.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)

soz Tea, what's your favourite subfamily of Formica rufa?
You can't say Martialinae.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:30, archived)

How you can have a "subfamily" of a single species?
F-, see me after class.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 12:43, archived)

Morning posse, morning all, fuck yeah Friday

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:00, archived)

WOO YAY HOUPLA!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:01, archived)

get in there son, have some of that etc
might go the Nero exhibition at the British Museum today but £20 a head seems a bit fucking steep, especially as my wife isn't very interested in it. Jimi's gaff was only a tenner yesterday and was excellent.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)

They've found him then?
oh soz, thought you said Nemo
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:27, archived)

I love it that he lived in the same house where Handel had lived, what, 250 years earlier.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:18, archived)

haha, you need to 'get a handle' on your level of excitement here!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:31, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:56, archived)

*brb klaxo..oh, you said Nero my mistake

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:31, archived)

Says here it means black, dirty and evil
Queef just can't help himself
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/italian-english/nero?q=Nero
(Martin Anus, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:42, archived)

Bit expensive for a coffee

(Martin Anus, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)

my it's hot out here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:14, archived)

Morning
Just went arse over, in the middle of the road. Both knees are turning purple.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:20, archived)

bruh
is it icy out or something?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:33, archived)

No
Sandals of doom
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:00, archived)

Turning purple knees I think I'm turning purple knees I really think so

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:08, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:21, archived)

Silly person

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:21, archived)

Fucking hell

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 12:27, archived)

...it's Soft Cell!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 12:57, archived)

you're not wrong

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:18, archived)