turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:45, archived)

That doesn't even remotely work.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:44, archived)

syllables are right
cadence is completely wrong
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:16, archived)