afternoon
doing anything nice for the weekend?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:43, archived)

Probably, you'd have to ask them

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:45, archived)

NOMINATIVE DETERMINISM ALERT
Alex Mammon, investment adviser.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:00, archived)

heh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:04, archived)

Everything I do is nice.
Except your nan.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:33, archived)

… and she’s SUPER!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:50, archived)

Piss-up in Manchester

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:36, archived)

turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:45, archived)

That doesn't even remotely work.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:44, archived)

syllables are right
cadence is completely wrong
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:16, archived)

staying at home and watching the water rise

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:42, archived)

yeah that is a proper fucking mess
stay safe m8
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)

am not in imminent danger but in the greater surrounding area, apart from the Rhine which I can see, things are not well

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:19, archived)

Mostly hobbling, by the looks of it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:13, archived)

and binning those sandals, hopefully

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:17, archived)

Definitely

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:08, archived)

Some of my work colleagues have organised an aqua park thing tomorrow morning, should be fun. A bun
A bunch of them are going out on the piss afterwards, and I probably won't join them because I'm lolold. Anyway, the ones going out are female and half my age so I'd just look like someone's pervy uncle.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:17, archived)

going swimming then going drinking sounds like a good way to get wasted extremely quickly

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:22, archived)

wasted extremely quickly covid
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:37, archived)

that too

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)

Water parks are a Petri dish at the best of times
Imagine going to one during a global pandemic. That is the height of insanity
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:44, archived)

Swim at home, train to be a lifeguard, save lives

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:33, archived)

That's exactly why I flooded the entire ground floor of my house

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:36, archived)

Smart, you’ll go far in life

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:08, archived)

To be fair, it's in the sea.
If I see any covid coming towards me, I'll swim towards Denmark.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 17:37, archived)

They really aren't. We have some of the strictess water regulations in the world.

( mongychops, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 17:44, archived)

Do you know what this park says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:05, archived)