they don't fuck around when it might be serious
my kid ended up having brain scans because she was getting headaches - she just needed glasses
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:01, archived)

Yeah we really don't like being sued for missing stuff.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:40, archived)

hooray it's just a cyst!

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:45, archived)

Excellent news!
I shit myself when they called me in, turned out to be what they call a mouse
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:54, archived)

Us doctors would probably call it a fibroadenoma, unless you mean an actual mouse had gnawed its way into your breast.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:56, archived)

Pretty sure I would have noticed that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 12:40, archived)

Hooray, glad it wasn't anything more serious. You should use this opportunity to suggest that you carefully examine her breasts every day.
Also you should stress the importance of you regularly examining her for early signs of fanny and arse cancer.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:54, archived)

waaaaaaay ahead of you!

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 12:55, archived)

good stuff!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 12:15, archived)