I've been brining a chicken* all day, going to spatchcock it and get it on the grill when I get back from the pub


*defo a euphemism
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:20, archived)

lol spatchcock

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:20, archived)

cock lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:22, archived)

you're right, it is pretty lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:24, archived)

lol cock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:22, archived)

it's the man with the beer can cock

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:25, archived)

'stubby' lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:28, archived)

GOLD-FINGAH!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 21:30, archived)