Afternoon, wanker's
Weekend is just a few hours away, teh houpla etc.

The Denmark Arms has reopened at long last (remained shut for the whole of lockdown) so I'll pop down there after work for a couple of pints. I thought it was forecast to be wazzing it all weekend but now the BBC don't give it more than 30% chance of rain so who fucking knows. How bow u lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:15, archived)

Trying to find someone to go to the shop for me
Running out of a few things and I can't go myself
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:19, archived)

Got a coop nearby? They deliver

( mongychops, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:23, archived)

No, nowhere near
Plus, I have a key for the electricity, so someone needs to pick it up
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:31, archived)

Sorted
My nephew is coming after lunch
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:43, archived)

Says thunderstorms all afternoon on Google, my lads broke his wrist, so that's him in plaster for the entire holidays, the nob

( mongychops, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:22, archived)

he seems very accident prone
BBC weather saying no more that 5% chance of rain today - these cunts just make it up I reckon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:01, archived)

Nah he's alright, it's my brothers boy who is constantly in plaster

( mongychops, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:02, archived)

ah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:10, archived)

hi, knobwank

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:36, archived)

no need

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:02, archived)

family friendly forum, my apologies mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:04, archived)

Got an all dayer in Richmond tomorrow, other than that might do some proper big plops & widdles

( broadsword, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:24, archived)

Oh, and finger a fennec fox obvs

( broadsword, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:26, archived)

of course

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:49, archived)

d g
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:46, archived)

some nice pubs in Richmond, but marred a little by the red trouser/popped collar polo shit rugger types

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:50, archived)

RIP nakedape

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:56, archived)

polo shit lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:56, archived)

not necessarily even a typo

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:08, archived)

I didn't think it was a typo oh hahaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:17, archived)

going on the beers tonight with some friends I haven't seen since before lockdown
probably sit out in de gaaaaaarden with a book if the weather holds
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:46, archived)

I've been brining a chicken* all day, going to spatchcock it and get it on the grill when I get back from the pub


*defo a euphemism
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:20, archived)

lol spatchcock

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:20, archived)

cock lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:22, archived)

you're right, it is pretty lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:24, archived)

lol cock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:22, archived)

it's the man with the beer can cock

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:25, archived)

'stubby' lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:28, archived)

GOLD-FINGAH!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 21:30, archived)

fucking hell it's slow on here, I blame dribble for fucking off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:54, archived)

I blame you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:09, archived)

Same

( mongychops, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:04, archived)

I'm keeping it going with my witty bon mots m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:24, archived)

lol BBC

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:19, archived)