Perhaps if you'd paid a little more attention in school you'd have noticed that he's transposed two letters in the word "wanker",
as well as using the incorrect form of "you're".
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Jul 2021, 13:16, archived)

it's because he's Welsh but, come by 'ere

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jul 2021, 13:20, archived)

language isn't fixed, m8 - it's constantly evolving

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 13:23, archived)

I love it when thickos use this as an excuse for being thickos.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Jul 2021, 13:26, archived)

defiantly agree here m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jul 2021, 13:29, archived)

there is an unfortunate grain of truth in it - modern dictionaries list 'both' definitions of 'literally'
and it literally makes me smash my head into a wall in frustration
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 13:51, archived)

'literally', adj. See 'figuratively'.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 14:56, archived)

AAARGH

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Jul 2021, 15:04, archived)

unbearable, isn't it?
'The idiots are winning'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 15:05, archived)

Kidults on tricycles, etc.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Jul 2021, 18:08, archived)

That's like literally random!!1 🤐 💬 🤳 😛 😳 👃 🧛 🧝‍♀️ 🙉

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 15:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8307772
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)

transposed two letters in the word "wanker", as well as using the incorrect form of "you're"

Three sheets to the wind, as per
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 13:33, archived)