Wife just video called me so I could say goodnight to the kids.
We introduced the 3 year old to the music of culture club a few days ago which was clearly a terrible mistake.
She's been singing "kama kama kama chameleon red gold and green red gold and green" in an endless loop for the past 10 hours apparently. Ended the call after 5 minutes of that shit, hopefully wife won't have murdered them by the time I get home.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:57, archived)

Give it 15 years and she will be asking you to buy her fancy booze. Kids are 5wats

( mongychops, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 19:37, archived)

Booze is a long way off, we've not even let them try chocolate yet.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 20:14, archived)