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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 14:36, archived)

DRIMBLE DRIMBLE DRIMBLE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 14:39, archived)

Dribble dribble dribble

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 14:42, archived)

alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 14:42, archived)

$$

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 16:45, archived)

lol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 16:54, archived)

oi oi oi

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 15:03, archived)

This place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 16:07, archived)

the burden is a heavy one m8
just like my fucking ballsack!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:51, archived)

Haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:57, archived)

Haha that's a tumour m8 lol!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:58, archived)

Has anyone said PENIS recently?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 16:45, archived)

I said it last night
but I don't think anyone was listening
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 16:49, archived)

I was, m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:14, archived)

Oh
oh no
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:26, archived)

No

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)

I'm saying PENIS as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:50, archived)

I’m typing this with my penis

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)

Must be a very tiny penis to hit the keys so precisely.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:14, archived)

I’m using a Blackberry phone from 2006

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:25, archived)

berry phone from 2006 man's willy

Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:35, archived)

lol willy
Like a pænus
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:48, archived)

PENIS

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:17, archived)

Wife just video called me so I could say goodnight to the kids.
We introduced the 3 year old to the music of culture club a few days ago which was clearly a terrible mistake.
She's been singing "kama kama kama chameleon red gold and green red gold and green" in an endless loop for the past 10 hours apparently. Ended the call after 5 minutes of that shit, hopefully wife won't have murdered them by the time I get home.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:57, archived)

Give it 15 years and she will be asking you to buy her fancy booze. Kids are 5wats

( mongychops, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 19:37, archived)

Booze is a long way off, we've not even let them try chocolate yet.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 20:14, archived)