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Good news! Wife has said yes to the estate agent so we'll be buying the overpriced asbestos and lead deathtrap house despite the seller refusing to drop the sale price by a penny!

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:31, archived)
Total bargain at £1.625 mill and I'll get to sleep in the downstairs room the previous owner just died in whilst the builders are making the rest of it suitable for habitation.

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)
And as an added bonus the next door neighbour who interrogated me when I went to view the house has now told everyone on the road that "doctor x is moving in" and I can expect a long queue of people outside my door waiting to show me their bumholes.

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)
that was me m8

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:39, archived)
I did know you're a proctoligist

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:42, archived)
Nah, GP with special interest in bumholes

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:46, archived)
anal practitioner

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:51, archived)
Tell them you used to work in donneybrook medical centre

(, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:39, archived)