you never go full retard m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:48, archived)

In my defence,
it's probably due to the stress of the best thing in town closing down.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:50, archived)

oh man gutted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:51, archived)

that's it
Dungloe is dead to me now
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:55, archived)

*cancels pilgrimage*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:55, archived)

oh man, sad news

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Aug 2021, 13:00, archived)

The centre, containing memorabilia from the popular singer's lengthy career, was opened in May 2012.

Fans were able to see exhibits including the singer's schoolbag and his wedding suit.

Hang on, what the fuck have either of those got to do with his career?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 13:09, archived)