I'm off to Oxford on Saturday and going from there to Winchester visiting my parents
No backwater shitholes for me, apart from where I actually live
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:51, archived)

Nice
I've never been to Oxford. My Spanish colleague recently went to St Andrews and reckons it's nicer, but she's an idiot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:55, archived)

Oxford is lovely for the most part - teeming with tourists though
Hopefully not so much at the moment, thanks to our old friend Covd-19
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 12:57, archived)

I dunno mate, I live in a tourist city and they are properly back in their thousands

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Aug 2021, 13:01, archived)