My thumn hurts
Whats left of it anwau
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)

Thumbs eh, what that all about

( mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 18:25, archived)

Trns out theyre pretty important for texting with
May have to dictate all my pzsts until it grow back
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 18:52, archived)

^ maybe his thumb had just grow

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 19:24, archived)

what have you done to yourself now?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 19:26, archived)

Turns out that the plasterboard cutter I bought is also highly effective on thumbs.
Thankfully I can type pretty easily on my laptop but using a phone or writing is now rather a challenge.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 22:10, archived)

Already decided how it will appear in my autobiography
"2can's moans mingled with his wifes screams as his throbbing thumb spurted, spraying them both in a rain of bodily fluids until he collapsed, panting and sobbing on the floor of the bathroom whilst the children looked on in horror"
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 22:18, archived)