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Bunch of geriatrics up my local with their nurses all drinking pints with straws, youngest must be 80 odd, I can see it all kicking, when was the last time you saw it all kick off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:01, archived)
I've not seen any drama in years

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:08, archived)
Fucking Ray is trying to get out of his wheel chair now, he doesn't know why , I do, fosters

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:34, archived)
heh
classic Ray
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:40, archived)
is Ray pissed?
oh hahaha
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:50, archived)
Nah , 8 birds and Ray. Cock of the walk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:52, archived)
They better not be using plastic straws or I swear I'll do time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:17, archived)
Fairly certain the catheters are plastic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:31, archived)
Re-using plastic, fair play to the old codgers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:12, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:22, archived)
surely you must have been to a spit and sawdust place in TEH NORTH?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:29, archived)
Yeah you do m8 come on

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:42, archived)
a couple of weeks ago a load of starlings descended on my feeders and tried to oust the resident sparrows

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:25, archived)
the fuckin slags

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:43, archived)
dunno, I avoid places where that kind of shit goes down

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:28, archived)
Apart from /chat of course

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:47, archived)
IT'S GOING TO FUKKIN KICK OFF, CHEERS, YOU HEAR ME????

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:51, archived)
RIGHT, OUTSIDE NOW!!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:00, archived)
I think there's a homophobic postman in my neighbourhood, I keep receiving post saying DO NOT BEND

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:04, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:06, archived)
have you seen those really angry signs next to ring roads?
The ones that say PICK YOUR OWN STRAWBERRIES!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:10, archived)
haha, have you got any more of these, they're great!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:38, archived)
not really, shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:39, archived)
I reckon cheers likes them, so FUCK YOU!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:43, archived)
online harrassment can cause severe psycholigical injury

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:01, archived)
^ is that online internet harassment?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:02, archived)
meh,

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:07, archived)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:14, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:27, archived)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:41, archived)
meh,

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 21:47, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 21:59, archived)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 22:12, archived)
b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 22:25, archived)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:14, archived)
I would never harass you, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:08, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:14, archived)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:14, archived)
queef is a notoriously cruel and insistent online harasser; some say he's b3ta's online harasser-in-chief

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:04, archived)
you have your opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:08, archived)
yes mate I do, want to make something of it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:10, archived)
I cannot travel atm, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 16:24, archived)
SPAKKA-SLAP-TACULA !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:31, archived)
That time I asked for a cheap pint in London

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:47, archived)
Was 1.49 a pint in the spoons the other day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 14:51, archived)
Nice. Could murder a pint rn

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:01, archived)
see u down at Trotter's Bar at half five, yeah?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:05, archived)
Sorted me ol’ china

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:07, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 15:29, archived)
Couple of days ago
Neighbours having a barney in the carpark, over one of their kids throwing stones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:14, archived)
typical Venables

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:30, archived)
I dont want to tempt fate
I currently live in a rough bit of town
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:29, archived)
still in Leeds?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:31, archived)
Not for ages.
I'm in Middlesbrough atm. I think I have moved around more than the average b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:34, archived)
is Boro a bit of a shithole?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:38, archived)
yup.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)
My thumn hurts
Whats left of it anwau
(Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส‡ sส‡I ห™วษ”ษld sแด‰ษฅส‡ วส‡ษษฅ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)
Thumbs eh, what that all about

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 18:25, archived)
Trns out theyre pretty important for texting with
May have to dictate all my pzsts until it grow back
(Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส‡ sส‡I ห™วษ”ษld sแด‰ษฅส‡ วส‡ษษฅ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 18:52, archived)
^ maybe his thumb had just grow

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 19:24, archived)
what have you done to yourself now?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 19:26, archived)
Turns out that the plasterboard cutter I bought is also highly effective on thumbs.
Thankfully I can type pretty easily on my laptop but using a phone or writing is now rather a challenge.
(Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส‡ sส‡I ห™วษ”ษld sแด‰ษฅส‡ วส‡ษษฅ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 22:10, archived)
Already decided how it will appear in my autobiography
"2can's moans mingled with his wifes screams as his throbbing thumb spurted, spraying them both in a rain of bodily fluids until he collapsed, panting and sobbing on the floor of the bathroom whilst the children looked on in horror"
(Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส‡ sส‡I ห™วษ”ษld sแด‰ษฅส‡ วส‡ษษฅ l, Tue 10 Aug 2021, 22:18, archived)