morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 7:52, archived)

hullo m8-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 7:55, archived)

Hey

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:26, archived)

week off next week, tour of relatives with jr, should be aight if the rain behaves

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:33, archived)

Sounds like things are on track
How's Mrs McB?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:35, archived)

pretty down in the dumps tbh
first consultancy meeting re cataract surgery Sept 17th - then fuck knows how long until the actual ops. Wasn't even interviewed for a job she applied for which was basically her old job for 10+ years. Turns out a large 'career break' on your cv coupled with 'I'd rather not say' as the reply to 'do you have any ongoing health issues' is not a good look.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:43, archived)

They asked about ongoing health issues?
they can fuck right off. That's a huge HR no-no right away, like asking if she's got any intention of having children. Tell her not to take it to heart, to say there are plenty more jobs in the ocean would be a massive understatement. Has she considered agency work just to get her hand back in? Agencies can be fuckers though, they work for their clients who are the employers so they spin a load of shit to anyone they interview but if your misses has an in-demand skillset (a-la Liam Neeson) then she could get some bit-work. Anyway, all the best to her.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:52, archived)

cheers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:01, archived)

Have I missed something?
How can you be skilled in Liam Neeson?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Aug 2021, 11:27, archived)

what Garold said...why are they asking about ongoing health issues?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)

no idea but it was for the London Stock Exchange, I should imagine their HR game is solid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:02, archived)

you'd think eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:03, archived)

just hope this isn't an indicator of how things are going to be
they do say there's lots of work about though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:05, archived)

supermarkets have loads of vacancies right now, maybe should become a stock replenishment technician!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:13, archived)

joking aside she's said she's not proud, any money is more than no money coming in
she should get an HGV license
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:15, archived)

OnlyFans is where it's at these days m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

Only nyeeaaah, rat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:34, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)

she has a very valuable skill set, has she looked at investment houses rather than banking?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:28, archived)

don't think I have any contacts, all my decent contacts are in oil and gas :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)

contacts, all my decent contacts are in oil and gas genitals
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)

no idea tbh
It's rather a touchy subject at the moment, up there with 'steroid-related weight gain' in the 'things not to talk about' charts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)