morningit seems the cities in which my parents live are the UK's first and second place least affordable, how about that
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58162371
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 7:48,
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week off next week, tour of relatives with jr, should be aight if the rain behaves(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:33,
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Sounds like things are on trackHow's Mrs McB?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:35,
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pretty down in the dumps tbhfirst consultancy meeting re cataract surgery Sept 17th - then fuck knows how long until the actual ops. Wasn't even interviewed for a job she applied for which was basically her old job for 10+ years. Turns out a large 'career break' on your cv coupled with 'I'd rather not say' as the reply to 'do you have any ongoing health issues' is not a good look.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:43,
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They asked about ongoing health issues?they can fuck right off. That's a huge HR no-no right away, like asking if she's got any intention of having children. Tell her not to take it to heart, to say there are plenty more jobs in the ocean would be a massive understatement. Has she considered agency work just to get her hand back in? Agencies can be fuckers though, they work for their clients who are the employers so they spin a load of shit to anyone they interview but if your misses has an in-demand skillset (a-la Liam Neeson) then she could get some bit-work. Anyway, all the best to her.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:52,
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Have I missed something?How can you be skilled in Liam Neeson?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Aug 2021, 11:27,
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what Garold said...why are they asking about ongoing health issues?(, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)
no idea but it was for the London Stock Exchange, I should imagine their HR game is solid(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:02,
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just hope this isn't an indicator of how things are going to bethey do say there's lots of work about though
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:05,
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supermarkets have loads of vacancies right now, maybe should become a stock replenishment technician!(, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:13, archived)
joking aside she's said she's not proud, any money is more than no money coming inshe should get an HGV license
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:15,
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OnlyFans is where it's at these days m8(
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she has a very valuable skill set, has she looked at investment houses rather than banking?(, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:28, archived)
don't think I have any contacts, all my decent contacts are in oil and gas :'((, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:37,
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no idea tbhIt's rather a touchy subject at the moment, up there with 'steroid-related weight gain' in the 'things not to talk about' charts
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:37,
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14 times your earnings, christmorning
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:00,
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it's THAT good, m8*PS morning
*it's good if you're a wealthy adult but until you're old enough to get served in pubs there's fuck all to do if you're young, other than smoking dope in parks. That was the case in my day anyway
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:04,
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you could say that about plenty of places though tbf(
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it wasn't a problem for meI loved smoking dope in parks
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:08,
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two cows and your first-born son m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:34,
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I couldn't in all honesty tell you a single previous winner, or name a single act that might be up for it this yeartl;dr I don't give a shit, soz
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:31,
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I'm clearly not explaining myself properly here: I don't give a shit(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:33,
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Disturbed For their new album, evolution
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 11:10,
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Ah.Never really paid much attention to awards shows, tbh
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That's a shame, you won the Booker prize last year, there was a £20,000 cheque with it.It'll be expired now.
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Bugger (
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Almost everywhere I've lived is in the most affordable list.All except Bournemouth, which I'm slightly surprised isn't included in the least affordable.
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most cctv coverage of anywhere in the UK outside the Square Mile apparentlyponder on THAT if you will
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:32,
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I've pondered that, and I have come to the inescapable conclusion that Covid is a sham and the vaccine contains microchips and we're all experimental lab rats.(, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:36, archived)
you see I also pondered that, but my conclusion was that George Soros is trying to create a socialist state using mind control(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:44,
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You've made a schoolboy error there in assuming that we can't both be right.(, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:49, archived)
ShitEventually we'll be like virtually every other place in Europe, where no one actually owns property anymore, and everyone rents. Shame
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 8:49,
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apparently it's nigh on impossible to buy property in Amsterdam(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:04,
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also apparently, I'm full of shitwww.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property-for-sale/Amsterdam.html
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:06,
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might buy thiswww.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110691200#/?channel=OVERSEAS
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:07,
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15 minutes from the city as well, outstanding(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:16,
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Do you like fields? Because that’s where you live if you like fields. (
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only two million of your foreign monies!sign me up
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:08,
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I tell you were property is very cheapAnd that's the red zone, surrounding Vesuvius. We looked in an estate agent while we were there, and the apartments are dirt cheap. I mean, it's obvious why, but you'd make a killing on Airbnb
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:12,
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As long as you make enough in rent to cover the cost of the flat, before the volcano blowsBut yeah. Having a base right near Pompeii would be very attractive to holiday makers
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:17,
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"I have an apartment in Naples, you know""It's fifty feet beneath the ground now, but it was lovely when it was there"
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:18,
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Actually, it's overdueYou like to think that modern technology would give us plenty of warning, but there's not a lot we could do about it when it does
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:47,
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I read this in the style of 'The Wizard of Oz' in a freaky midget voice(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:56,
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tbf I do that with everything though(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:59,
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fucking hell you're not wrongwww.idealista.it/en/vendita-case/napoli-napoli/?ordine=prezzi-asc
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:22,
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if you wanted to be surrounded by countryside and only an hour from London I can think of no better place than Coventry (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 10:08,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 10:16,
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it's no wonder we're the city of culture (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 10:27,
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have you heard that record that Bobby Gillespie has done with Jehnny Beth?Much better than you'd think. Worth a listen anyway.
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the bits I've heard were unsurprisingly shit (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 10:47,
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t'wank club as we say in the poverty-stricken and rain-lashed 'north of England'(, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 11:06, archived)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 11:48,
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oh wait, thank you internet archive web.archive.org/web/20130904002516/http://twangclub.co.uk/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 11:51,
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Morning I am, once again, a cat sofa.
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cat toilet, for one(
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^your go-to order at your local Indian(
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