apparently it's nigh on impossible to buy property in Amsterdam

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:04, archived)

also apparently, I'm full of shit
www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property-for-sale/Amsterdam.html
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:06, archived)

might buy this
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110691200#/?channel=OVERSEAS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:07, archived)

Cor
Yeah, that'd do me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:10, archived)

15 minutes from the city as well, outstanding

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:16, archived)

Do you like fields? Because that’s where you live if you like fields.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)

only two million of your foreign monies!
sign me up
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:08, archived)

I tell you were property is very cheap
And that's the red zone, surrounding Vesuvius. We looked in an estate agent while we were there, and the apartments are dirt cheap. I mean, it's obvious why, but you'd make a killing on Airbnb
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:12, archived)

not a bad business idea actually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:14, archived)

As long as you make enough in rent to cover the cost of the flat, before the volcano blows
But yeah. Having a base right near Pompeii would be very attractive to holiday makers
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:17, archived)

"I have an apartment in Naples, you know"
"It's fifty feet beneath the ground now, but it was lovely when it was there"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

when is it forecast that Vesuvius will next erupt?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:35, archived)

about half three

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:39, archived)

Thursday

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:46, archived)

Actually, it's overdue
You like to think that modern technology would give us plenty of warning, but there's not a lot we could do about it when it does
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:47, archived)

ditto the Yellowstone caldera

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:50, archived)

I read this in the style of 'The Wizard of Oz' in a freaky midget voice

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:56, archived)

tbf I do that with everything though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:59, archived)

freaky midget voice man

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 10:06, archived)

munchkin power

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 10:07, archived)

I hope drimble comes back :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 10:23, archived)

fucking hell you're not wrong
www.idealista.it/en/vendita-case/napoli-napoli/?ordine=prezzi-asc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:22, archived)

Mad innit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:27, archived)

WELL mad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 9:39, archived)