GUNTSTENCH
not really, afternoon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 12:02, archived)

Good afternoon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 12:09, archived)

the very best

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:06, archived)

what's wrong with GUNTSTENCH anyway?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 12:14, archived)

it's no WANKSMELL, is it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 12:14, archived)

It sounds like the lyrics of every death metal song, ever.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 12:24, archived)

alright Grrry, nice to have you back

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 12:46, archived)

where to begin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:06, archived)

Afternoon
Think I'll pop on a bit of disturbed and do some cleaning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 12:53, archived)

Drown them out with the hoover, good plan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:02, archived)

Haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:42, archived)

David Drain(cleaner)man

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:12, archived)

Say what you like, he's got an incredible voice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:51, archived)

no thanks, I have zero interest in that kind of whiney shitbox music

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:55, archived)

well it would be a dull world if we were all the same

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 14:35, archived)

If everyone were the same, there would literally be no arguments, fights, wars
Everyone being the same would be way better than things are now
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 15:50, archived)

it would be dull as fuck

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:17, archived)

Haha
Simple as that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:01, archived)

+o

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:19, archived)

^Down with the shitness

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)

‘Noo’n

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:19, archived)

och aye the+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:20, archived)

hoots mon

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:29, archived)

jings and crivens, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:46, archived)

where were you mate?
I waited in Trotter's bar for 3 hours :'(
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:23, archived)

I got held up in an important business meeting
and by important business meeting I mean a really difficult dump
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:27, archived)

haha I wasn't there really, this is just a funny joke relating to a post I made yesterday!
In the comedy profession we refer to this as a 'callback'!!!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:33, archived)

right laugh here etc

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 14:16, archived)

oh hahaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 14:17, archived)

he was there early but had to go to A&E after he fell through the bar

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:27, archived)

Didn’t get any help from my mate either
He just stood there making a face
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:30, archived)

what a plonker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:46, archived)

Thus Spake Boyce

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:42, archived)

I fucking love a good spake, me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:43, archived)

and they don't come much better than this moe foe
bit.ly/3xxUYPb
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 13:45, archived)

That fucking cunt
You I mzzzzzzzz
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 14:19, archived)