I am super excited to be seeing my dad on Saturday, been a few years (4 I think)
Museum, lunch, visit the college where he used to lecture, cheeky pint then fuck off to Winchester is the plan, and it's a jolly good one I reckon.

tl;dr Huzzah!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)

but enough about me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)

Ah, lovely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:40, archived)

innit doe
my dad will be in full pompous windbag mode, 'ah, the dreaming spires, CS Lewis, Tolkein' etc etc, I can't wait
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:42, archived)

:D

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)

£50 says he'll be rocking a cravat and and a panama hat
he's such a bellend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:46, archived)

Haha
Bonus points if he turns up with a pipe
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)

he's a fucking popinjay m8
a popinjay
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)

I SHUDDENLY REMEMBERED MY CHARLEMAGNE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)

"We named the *dog* Queef!"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:20, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)

Your dad chases seagulls?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)

well, he calls them 'sheagullsh' but close enough m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)

I think we might have the same dad

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)

nice one bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

Sweet as m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

Seeing my Dad next week, been 2 years so pints and food are very much on the agenda
*Dad fives*
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)

My dad's dead
So thanks for bringing it up, m8. Bit thoughtless there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)

Sucks 2 b u m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

All I've got left is my bass string research to keep me going :(((((

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

Gotta have a hobby
Strikey-jobby

lol jobby, like poo lol
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

haha no way!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51, archived)

he lives on in your bass strings m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8309164
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)

my dad's dead too
*dead dad high five*
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:17, archived)

get in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

I see my dad several times a week
I made him wear an avocado hat the other day
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:28, archived)