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Yo, bottom rush the shottom
How's it going, wankstain's?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:30, archived)
I am super excited to be seeing my dad on Saturday, been a few years (4 I think)
Museum, lunch, visit the college where he used to lecture, cheeky pint then fuck off to Winchester is the plan, and it's a jolly good one I reckon.

tl;dr Huzzah!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)
but enough about me

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)
Ah, lovely

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:40, archived)
innit doe
my dad will be in full pompous windbag mode, 'ah, the dreaming spires, CS Lewis, Tolkein' etc etc, I can't wait
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:42, archived)
:D

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)
£50 says he'll be rocking a cravat and and a panama hat
he's such a bellend
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:46, archived)
Haha
Bonus points if he turns up with a pipe
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)
he's a fucking popinjay m8
a popinjay
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)
I SHUDDENLY REMEMBERED MY CHARLEMAGNE

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)
"We named the *dog* Queef!"

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:20, archived)
lol

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)
Your dad chases seagulls?

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)
well, he calls them 'sheagullsh' but close enough m8

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)
I think we might have the same dad

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)
nice one bro

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)
Sweet as m8

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)
Seeing my Dad next week, been 2 years so pints and food are very much on the agenda
*Dad fives*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)
My dad's dead
So thanks for bringing it up, m8. Bit thoughtless there
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)
Sucks 2 b u m8

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)
All I've got left is my bass string research to keep me going :(((((

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)
Gotta have a hobby
Strikey-jobby

lol jobby, like poo lol
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)
haha no way!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51, archived)
he lives on in your bass strings m8

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8309164
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)
my dad's dead too
*dead dad high five*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:17, archived)
get in

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)
I see my dad several times a week
I made him wear an avocado hat the other day
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:28, archived)
alright queef, going to the beach this weekend, Saltburn or Robin Hood's Bay or Whitby or somewhere.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:38, archived)
oh man imagine if you drowned

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:42, archived)
this place would die on it is arse if I stopped posting

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)
small price to pay

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:18, archived)
^

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:40, archived)
I have spent altogether too long researching bass strings
And now I've narrowed it down to one brand, I can't decide whether or not to buy them. WHY IS LIFE SO HARD, BOYCE
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:39, archived)

b r
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:43, archived)
"I've naowed it down to one and" good one, Monster Munch!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)

Monster Munch David Bellamy
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:46, archived)
Haha
V good
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)
Lol

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)
Excellent.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:12, archived)
Bellend, you mean

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:13, archived)
Apparently he named his son Rufus, which was a fucking stupid move for him.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:35, archived)
Be warned here m8 - your mind is about to be blown:


Get this - is a life without challenges really a life at all?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)
Right, you just blew my mind
I'm going to start the whole process again. GOD, it feels good to be alive. No offense, dead boarders
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)
Not bad, hungry tho, might get some foood

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)
it's getting on for lunchtime, go for it

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)
proper knackered
might unofficially take tomorrow off at this rate
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:53, archived)
do a bomb of whizz m8

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:56, archived)
that's not a terrible idea
I think I'm going to finish what I'm doing then lash it like an angry god tonight though
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:05, archived)
Excellent
Going washing machine shopping tomorrow
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:25, archived)
just had a right result
Mrs' initial consultancy appointment re her eye surgery was scheduled for Sep 17th - then someone contacted her offering Sep 2nd - now they have a slot next Thursday. Fucking great news
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8309176
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:41, archived)
That is good news
She should get the surgery not too long after her consultation. It's a piece of piss and takes about 5 minutes, in and out in an hour or so
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:45, archived)
the NHS is backlogged to fuck thanks to covid but this should mean it'll be a month sooner than feared

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:51, archived)
Tell her to make sure she takes sunglasses with her
She's going to need them
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:25, archived)
she always has shades on her

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:35, archived)
That is good news
Every time my phone goes off I wonder if it's my appointment. God knows what's going on
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:18, archived)
My consultation was March last year, supposed to go in for surgery in September
Covid had other plans
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:25, archived)
Sorry, don't want to be a bummer, just fed up
Lol, bummer
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:31, archived)
Remember to like, comment and subscribe!

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:35, archived)
I’ve smashed that like button and hit the bell

(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:55, archived)
marvin gaye's verbose first draft
/ac
(, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:36, archived)