Yo, bottom rush the shottom
How's it going, wankstain's?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:30, archived)

I am super excited to be seeing my dad on Saturday, been a few years (4 I think)
Museum, lunch, visit the college where he used to lecture, cheeky pint then fuck off to Winchester is the plan, and it's a jolly good one I reckon.

tl;dr Huzzah!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)

but enough about me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)

Ah, lovely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:40, archived)

innit doe
my dad will be in full pompous windbag mode, 'ah, the dreaming spires, CS Lewis, Tolkein' etc etc, I can't wait
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:42, archived)

:D

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)

£50 says he'll be rocking a cravat and and a panama hat
he's such a bellend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:46, archived)

Haha
Bonus points if he turns up with a pipe
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)

he's a fucking popinjay m8
a popinjay
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)

I SHUDDENLY REMEMBERED MY CHARLEMAGNE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)

"We named the *dog* Queef!"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:20, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)

Your dad chases seagulls?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)

well, he calls them 'sheagullsh' but close enough m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)

I think we might have the same dad

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)

nice one bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

Sweet as m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

Seeing my Dad next week, been 2 years so pints and food are very much on the agenda
*Dad fives*
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)

My dad's dead
So thanks for bringing it up, m8. Bit thoughtless there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)

Sucks 2 b u m8

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

All I've got left is my bass string research to keep me going :(((((

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

Gotta have a hobby
Strikey-jobby

lol jobby, like poo lol
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

haha no way!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51, archived)

he lives on in your bass strings m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8309164
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)

my dad's dead too
*dead dad high five*
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:17, archived)

get in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

I see my dad several times a week
I made him wear an avocado hat the other day
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:28, archived)

alright queef, going to the beach this weekend, Saltburn or Robin Hood's Bay or Whitby or somewhere.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:38, archived)

oh man imagine if you drowned

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:42, archived)

this place would die on it is arse if I stopped posting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49, archived)

small price to pay

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:18, archived)

^

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:40, archived)

I have spent altogether too long researching bass strings
And now I've narrowed it down to one brand, I can't decide whether or not to buy them. WHY IS LIFE SO HARD, BOYCE
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:39, archived)

b r
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:43, archived)

"I've naowed it down to one and" good one, Monster Munch!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)

Monster Munch David Bellamy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:46, archived)

Haha
V good
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

Lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48, archived)

Excellent.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:12, archived)

Bellend, you mean

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:13, archived)

Apparently he named his son Rufus, which was a fucking stupid move for him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:35, archived)

Be warned here m8 - your mind is about to be blown:


Get this - is a life without challenges really a life at all?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)

Right, you just blew my mind
I'm going to start the whole process again. GOD, it feels good to be alive. No offense, dead boarders
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)

Not bad, hungry tho, might get some foood

( mongychops, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)

it's getting on for lunchtime, go for it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47, archived)

proper knackered
might unofficially take tomorrow off at this rate
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:53, archived)

do a bomb of whizz m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:56, archived)

that's not a terrible idea
I think I'm going to finish what I'm doing then lash it like an angry god tonight though
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:05, archived)

Excellent
Going washing machine shopping tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:25, archived)

just had a right result
Mrs' initial consultancy appointment re her eye surgery was scheduled for Sep 17th - then someone contacted her offering Sep 2nd - now they have a slot next Thursday. Fucking great news
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8309176
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:41, archived)

That is good news
She should get the surgery not too long after her consultation. It's a piece of piss and takes about 5 minutes, in and out in an hour or so
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:45, archived)

the NHS is backlogged to fuck thanks to covid but this should mean it'll be a month sooner than feared

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:51, archived)

Tell her to make sure she takes sunglasses with her
She's going to need them
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:25, archived)

she always has shades on her

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:35, archived)

That is good news
Every time my phone goes off I wonder if it's my appointment. God knows what's going on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:18, archived)

My consultation was March last year, supposed to go in for surgery in September
Covid had other plans
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:25, archived)

Sorry, don't want to be a bummer, just fed up
Lol, bummer
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:31, archived)

Remember to like, comment and subscribe!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:35, archived)

I’ve smashed that like button and hit the bell

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:55, archived)

marvin gaye's verbose first draft
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:36, archived)