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Yo, bottom rush the shottom
How's it going, wankstain's?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:30,
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I am super excited to be seeing my dad on Saturday, been a few years (4 I think)
Museum, lunch, visit the college where he used to lecture, cheeky pint then fuck off to Winchester is the plan, and it's a jolly good one I reckon.
tl;dr Huzzah!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37,
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but enough about me
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:37,
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Ah, lovely
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:40,
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innit doe
my dad will be in full pompous windbag mode, 'ah, the dreaming spires, CS Lewis, Tolkein' etc etc, I can't wait
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:42,
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:D
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44,
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£50 says he'll be rocking a cravat and and a panama hat
he's such a bellend
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:46,
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Haha
Bonus points if he turns up with a pipe
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47,
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he's a fucking popinjay m8
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popinjay
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49,
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I SHUDDENLY REMEMBERED MY CHARLEMAGNE
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49,
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"We named the *dog* Queef!"
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:20,
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lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30,
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Your dad chases seagulls?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27,
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well, he calls them 'sheagullsh' but close enough m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:30,
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I think we might have the same dad
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49,
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nice one bro
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50,
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Sweet as m8
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50,
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Seeing my Dad next week, been 2 years so pints and food are very much on the agenda
*Dad fives*
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45,
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My dad's dead
So thanks for bringing it up, m8. Bit thoughtless there
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47,
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Sucks 2 b u m8
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48,
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All I've got left is my bass string research to keep me going :(((((
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48,
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Gotta have a hobby
Strikey-jobby
lol jobby, like poo lol
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:50,
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haha no way!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51,
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he lives on in your bass strings m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:51,
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b3ta.com/talk/8309164
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:27,
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my dad's dead too
*dead dad high five*
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sticklebrlcks ๐
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get in
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48,
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I see my dad several times a week
I made him wear an avocado hat the other day
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:28,
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alright queef, going to the beach this weekend, Saltburn or Robin Hood's Bay or Whitby or somewhere.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:38,
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oh man imagine if you drowned
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:42,
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this place would die on it is arse if I stopped posting
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:49,
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small price to pay
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sticklebrlcks ๐
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^
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:40,
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I have spent altogether too long researching bass strings
And now I've narrowed it down to one brand, I can't decide whether or not to buy them. WHY IS LIFE SO HARD, BOYCE
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:39,
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b r
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:43,
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"I've naowed it down to one and" good one, Monster Munch!
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45,
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Monster Munch David Bellamy
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:46,
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Haha
V good
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48,
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Lol
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:48,
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Excellent.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:12,
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Bellend, you mean
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:13,
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Apparently he named his son Rufus, which was a fucking stupid move for him.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:35,
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Be warned here m8 - your mind is about to be blown:
Get this - is a life without challenges really a life at all?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44,
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Right, you just blew my mind
I'm going to start the whole process again. GOD, it feels good to be alive. No offense, dead boarders
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:45,
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Not bad, hungry tho, might get some foood
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mongychops, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:44,
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it's getting on for lunchtime, go for it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:47,
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proper knackered
might unofficially take tomorrow off at this rate
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:53,
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do a bomb of whizz m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 11:56,
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that's not a terrible idea
I think I'm going to finish what I'm doing then lash it like an angry god tonight though
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:05,
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Excellent
Going washing machine shopping tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:25,
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just had a right result
Mrs' initial consultancy appointment re her eye surgery was scheduled for Sep 17th - then someone contacted her offering Sep 2nd - now they have a slot next Thursday. Fucking great news
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:33,
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b3ta.com/talk/8309176
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:41,
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That is good news
She should get the surgery not too long after her consultation. It's a piece of piss and takes about 5 minutes, in and out in an hour or so
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:45,
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the NHS is backlogged to fuck thanks to covid but this should mean it'll be a month sooner than feared
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 12:51,
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Tell her to make sure she takes sunglasses with her
She's going to need them
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:25,
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she always has shades on her
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:35,
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That is good news
Every time my phone goes off I wonder if it's my appointment. God knows what's going on
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:18,
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My consultation was March last year, supposed to go in for surgery in September
Covid had other plans
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:25,
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Sorry, don't want to be a bummer, just fed up
Lol, bummer
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:31,
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:35,
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I’ve smashed that like button and hit the bell
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:55,
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marvin gaye's verbose first draft
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:36,
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