the classic choice

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 16:46, archived)

It splits into two alpha particles in the twinkling of an eye. How endearing is that?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Aug 2021, 17:45, archived)

. How endearing is that? or it gets the hose again
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)