Scant consolation, but really
if you ARE going to have a heart attack, London is one of the best places in the world to have it. If it's really bad he's probably at the London Chest Hospital, if he's not there then they're not that worried about him.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:06, archived)

not only this, but they had a friend to dinner at the time, who's a GP
he's in the Royal Free I think, a stent has been fitted.

when my mate had a heart attack at Bank station, there were two trauma nurses (or whatever they're called) behind him - v lucky but he was still dead for 6 minutes...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)

What's his recovery been like?
He okay now? Or is he a vegetable?

And if your boss is in stent territory he's probably fine. Keyhole surgery, he'll be back doing lines in the Caribbean before you can say sexeh ladies.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:22, archived)

he's OK these days, they were amazed at his recovery
that said, they failed to check him out properly at the time and as such a couple of years later he had to have a quadruple bypass.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:27, archived)

how *is* stunned anyway?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:23, archived)

alright but left his job a year or so back, planning to move to Australia
still stuck here thanks to the magic of covid
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:27, archived)

so an unemployed layabout?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)

he's so bored that he's now looking at doing some work to fill the days

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:32, archived)

he could always just piss about on b3ta instead of looking for a job

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:35, archived)

he's not *that* bored

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:41, archived)

*B3TA HEADHUNTERS KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:48, archived)