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good morning everybody

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 7:18, archived)
back at work today, to a 7am text from my boss's wife, he's in hospital after a heart attack
very shocked, he goes swimming every morning and eats healthy food etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:01, archived)
comedy forum etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:03, archived)
Maybe he's been doing cocaine of ladies boobs all weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:12, archived)
it's a possibility

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:17, archived)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:36, archived)
stress/work pressure maybe?
hope he's alright anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:46, archived)
me too m8, he's really sound and has been very good to me
He's a multimillionaire who only works as a hobby - and he just came back from a fortnight in Barbados: stress is an unlikely factor here I would say
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:54, archived)
Scant consolation, but really
if you ARE going to have a heart attack, London is one of the best places in the world to have it. If it's really bad he's probably at the London Chest Hospital, if he's not there then they're not that worried about him.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:06, archived)
not only this, but they had a friend to dinner at the time, who's a GP
he's in the Royal Free I think, a stent has been fitted.

when my mate had a heart attack at Bank station, there were two trauma nurses (or whatever they're called) behind him - v lucky but he was still dead for 6 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)
What's his recovery been like?
He okay now? Or is he a vegetable?

And if your boss is in stent territory he's probably fine. Keyhole surgery, he'll be back doing lines in the Caribbean before you can say sexeh ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:22, archived)
he's OK these days, they were amazed at his recovery
that said, they failed to check him out properly at the time and as such a couple of years later he had to have a quadruple bypass.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:27, archived)
how *is* stunned anyway?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:23, archived)
alright but left his job a year or so back, planning to move to Australia
still stuck here thanks to the magic of covid
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:27, archived)
so an unemployed layabout?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)
he's so bored that he's now looking at doing some work to fill the days

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:32, archived)
he could always just piss about on b3ta instead of looking for a job

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:35, archived)
he's not *that* bored

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:41, archived)
*B3TA HEADHUNTERS KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 9:48, archived)
just went past The Flying Scotsman lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:03, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:11, archived)
Good morning!
The electrician is doing something technical in the kitchen. It's very loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 10:05, archived)
I watched a film about that once.
He had a fine moustache.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 10:26, archived)
I've not seen a single moustache

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 10:50, archived)

Schtop!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 11:00, archived)
Haven't seen that in years

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 11:08, archived)
Plod everywhere around Trafalgar Square, about 4 helicopters up . I've no idea what's occurring, live

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 10:23, archived)
Oh it's those hippies

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 10:26, archived)
Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 10:50, archived)