Is it like going to a wedding where you have to choose the menu months in advance?
chicken. It's always chicken. No point wasting any time trying to remember you will have ordered the chicken.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:20, archived)

yummy, mass-catered chicken
huzzah :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:24, archived)

My cousin's wedding had beef Wellington
The floor is pale ash(wood, not actual ash) to go with the grey cabinets
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:35, archived)

we had braised beef, the food was incredible - best I've ever had at a wedding and many others said the same
fucking hell we had no idea how good we had it back then
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:42, archived)

My uni flatmate Sanjeev's wedding was incredible.
Endless platters of the finest Indian cuisine you've ever tasted, and a free bar. Oh yeah, and he got married too.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:48, archived)

Indian weddings are mental eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:50, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:37, archived)

We had to wait over an hour for the food
And half of it was cold. They spent a fortune and the food was still shit. Another cousin kept buying me aftershocks, so I didn't really give a fuck
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:01, archived)