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good morning, fellow /chatizen's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:22, archived)
morning
just done a massive sneeze, waiting to see if it'll be the highlight of my day
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:39, archived)
my boss is getting worse, I fear he won't make it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:56, archived)
:(
makes you think, eh

sometimes you can do everything right and it still doesn't make any difference
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:13, archived)
yep, genetics/stress can do for you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:24, archived)
Alright, couple of people abseil window cleaning the walkie-talkie, fuck that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:40, archived)

ibb.co/bssfh1Y
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:45, archived)
jesus christ, fuck that for a job

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:55, archived)
I'm please to see that Mongy Towers is exactly how I always imagined it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:56, archived)
"Mongwell, show them to their rooms"
"Mneurgh Mr Fawlty"
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:52, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:42, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 8:55, archived)
Morning
My kitchen has arrived. The floor was a surprise, I had forgotten which one I'd ordered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:09, archived)
Is it like going to a wedding where you have to choose the menu months in advance?
chicken. It's always chicken. No point wasting any time trying to remember you will have ordered the chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:20, archived)
yummy, mass-catered chicken
huzzah :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:24, archived)
My cousin's wedding had beef Wellington
The floor is pale ash(wood, not actual ash) to go with the grey cabinets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:35, archived)
we had braised beef, the food was incredible - best I've ever had at a wedding and many others said the same
fucking hell we had no idea how good we had it back then
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:42, archived)
My uni flatmate Sanjeev's wedding was incredible.
Endless platters of the finest Indian cuisine you've ever tasted, and a free bar. Oh yeah, and he got married too.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:48, archived)
Indian weddings are mental eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:50, archived)
*BRB KLAXON*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:37, archived)
We had to wait over an hour for the food
And half of it was cold. They spent a fortune and the food was still shit. Another cousin kept buying me aftershocks, so I didn't really give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:01, archived)
Morning. Architect has sent us the plans through for the new house so I can picture it being less shit now.
Promised the girls they could help choose the colours so it's going to be pink with a blue roof.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:25, archived)
Gonna repaint the kitchen after all this
Electric blue, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)
Kitchen 2
Electric bluegaloo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:45, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:41, archived)
Morning, I don't have a new kitchen or a new house :((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:45, archived)
me neither m8, life sucks sometimes eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:53, archived)
It's the kids jeers of 'check out Billy no new kitchen or house' that hurt the most

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:01, archived)
lol povvo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:17, archived)
sometimes I just lie and pretend to have one just so the taunts stop

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:51, archived)
You can have some of my kitchen
As it seems they've been given double what they should have for mine. Upstairs is getting theirs done, too, and it seems they've wrongly labelled her stuff as mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:25, archived)
keep all the best stuff and blame the company

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:07, archived)
I'm already kicking off
The electrician removed the socket for my freezer and buggered off. Stuck with it in the living room until I can get him to come back and replace it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:24, archived)
ffs

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:33, archived)
I'm going to in a bit
got to sort out the cracked soil pipe first though,
shit is seeping into the subfloor 💃🕺
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 10:56, archived)
lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:01, archived)
the plumbing and drainage in this place is a complete joke tbh
still, I'll get it sorted eventually
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:06, archived)
it's the same in this house we're renting
if you run the kitchen taps, it smells of sewage outside the back door

we had someone in, made it slightly better for a little while then back to guffstench
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:15, archived)
Take the cover off and clean it out, probably full of rotting debris

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 11:35, archived)
off the drain, outside?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:36, archived)
Yeah, it'll be full of food sludge and dirt, hence the smell

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:50, archived)
it doesn't really have a cover, just a bit of broken grating

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:04, archived)
Even easier , use gloves

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:06, archived)
get a set of cheap rods and give it a poke

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)
Oops.
Trying to keep the kids entertained so I asked echo to play the can can.
It selected the Bad Manners live version for me, which seemed fine to start with until Buster encourages the crowd to start chanting "you fat bastard" repeatedly.
Praying neither of them remembers to ask their mum what a fat bastard is later.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:42, archived)
I went for a pizza down by Waterloo with my then-6 or 7 year old and my ageing mums
Great food, lovely service....Iggy Pop live LP for the soundtrack, at about 6pm. Not very suitable, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:47, archived)
Lol.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 12:54, archived)