Morning
I've had a great idea for a Todd Carty-related picture I need to make for /board, I'll keep you all notified of my progress.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 8:14, archived)

I bet I know what it is!
Roy Harris Jenkins, Baron Jenkins of Hillhead, OM, PC, who served as President of the European Commission from 1977 to 1981, 'mashed up' with Carty's finest work on the BBC's classic 'Grange Hill' - making 'Roy Tucker Jenkins'!

I'm right, aren't I?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 8:26, archived)

your silence speaks volumes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 8:44, archived)

I'm going to have to think of a new one now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 8:46, archived)

Or will it be a startling biopic of former cabinet minister and speaker of the house Baron Fowler
'mashed up' with Todd's searing and unforgettable portrayal of a victim of "bad" AIDS in the gritty drama Eastenders as 'Mark Norman Fowler'?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 8:47, archived)

is it his EastEnders character doing a shit in his pants, therefore becoming 'Mark Fouler'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Sep 2021, 8:45, archived)

Not a million miles away, but not close enough.
Clue: spoonerisms. And no, the punchline isn't "Cod Tarty".

I've got to go to work now, so it'll be a while. Try to contain your excitement.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 8:47, archived)