wasn't there a trend a few years ago
where students would soak tampons in vodka and stuff them up their bums in order to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol?

probably the biggest load of science bullshit of the decade
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 19:03, archived)

I think that was a Scandinavian thing

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 19:05, archived)

those wakki Scandinavians

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 19:12, archived)

I'm pretty sure that would work, actually.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:37, archived)

it would get you drunk alright, I'm just not sure about the breath bit

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 23:59, archived)