“ADVANCED SAFETY - Our portable space heater is made of flame retardant material.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 14:58, archived)

They're heating space now?
It's global warming gone mad.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 15:04, archived)

Seriously though, the last heater I bought was made of paper and styrofoam, so this is a huge improvement.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 15:06, archived)

wow that sure is advanced, eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 15:05, archived)

Someone in the reviews complaining that it didn’t get hot enough to burn their hands if they held them directly in front of the heater.
What a pity.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 15:10, archived)

portable space heater is made of flame customers are
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 15:22, archived)