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morning
shitty night's kip again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 7:01, archived)

Same here. Been up since 5.

Just watched that β€œemergency” film. I liked it. Lots of racism. Lovely.
(mosca espanola πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸͺ°, Tue 31 May 2022, 7:29, archived)
Yeah
I slept straight through but I was awake at 5am
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 May 2022, 7:46, archived)
woke up at fucking 3:30

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 7:46, archived)
at least you got some sex

(piss and shit, Tue 31 May 2022, 7:57, archived)
Suck my clock

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 May 2022, 8:02, archived)
I've got the time if you've got the money

(piss and shit, Tue 31 May 2022, 9:17, archived)
Let's make lots of brains

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:25, archived)
morning
overslept a bit this morning
(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 31 May 2022, 8:13, archived)
Dozer

(mosca espanola πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸͺ°, Tue 31 May 2022, 8:14, archived)
please stop replying to my posts

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 31 May 2022, 8:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8333938
(mosca espanola πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸͺ°, Tue 31 May 2022, 8:22, archived)
I had a very long, uninterrupted sleep

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 May 2022, 9:03, archived)
why must you be a vicious troll, all of the time?

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 31 May 2022, 9:13, archived)
Clue is in the name
You fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:59, archived)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:03, archived)
Morning
I'm sleeping much better now that I'm back in the big bed and I'm putting my phone on do not disturb mode before bed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 31 May 2022, 9:09, archived)
Sounds suspicioulsy grown up to me

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 May 2022, 9:34, archived)
It gets worse
I'm planning to spend the long weekend redecorating the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:07, archived)
hi m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:03, archived)
Hello
It's amazing how much better I sleep without the job centre constantly on my case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:08, archived)
when I finish my part time work at the end of June I will have to register as unemployed to claim my income insurance
I won't qualify for any payments as I have too much cash in the bank so I'm hoping they don't harrass me too much about applying for jobs. Do you reckon I should tell them I'm going travelling in the new year and therefore can only apply for short term contracts/temp work?

I've not signed on since I was about 17 and I'm sure things have changed a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:20, archived)
If you've got more than £3k in the bank, you don't qualify for benefits
So they should leave you alone. If at all possible, avoid letting them put you on universal credit, as it's a fucking nightmare. If you're not in receipt of benefits, you can go abroad all you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:33, archived)
I am concerned that they would hassle me about applying for permanent jobs which I couldn't even accept if offered

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:46, archived)
They'll only bother you if they're giving you money
Put off registering as unemployed for as long as you can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:27, archived)
Morning queefs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 31 May 2022, 9:34, archived)
good morning broadsword

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:04, archived)
¡Hola!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:14, archived)
dribble

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:20, archived)
££

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:21, archived)
707

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:22, archived)
6 days until the long-awaited reversal of decimalisation, let's take our country back

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:24, archived)
I'll buy *that* for a half crown!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:47, archived)
What better way to celebrate 70 years of Her Maj than to pretend it's the 1950s again

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:56, archived)
I hope they bring back hanging.

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:55, archived)
I'm sure Prit Patel's a witch
BURN HER!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:58, archived)
After she gets into No 10 she'll lock you up for that sort of post.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:00, archived)
In Rwanda.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:17, archived)
can I keep her feet?

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:07, archived)
"Fancy Lady". Well, fancy that.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:58, archived)
A good clean drop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 31 May 2022, 18:50, archived)