What official name should Charles now take
I suggest Kingy McKingy Saville Face
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:20, archived)

He should deffo change his surname to Spaniel

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:21, archived)

And his middle name to Nathaniel.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:35, archived)

King Charlie, keeper of the Royal Shoe

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:23, archived)

King Icke, Outer of the Lizard People

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:31, archived)

By the grace of Cthullu

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:46, archived)

[armpit noises]

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)

He needs to improve public perception of the Royal family's attitude to diversity and repair the damage resulting from Meghan's claims about how they treated her.
The obvious solution is for him to do his coronation in blackface.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 0:34, archived)

King Jonathan

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 0:38, archived)