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THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE KING!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:38, archived)

She's just moulted her skin.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:43, archived)
she was fine until she met Liz Truss

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:50, archived)
She got trussed up

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:08, archived)

Didn't Liz Truss call for the abolition of the monarchy once? That'll be awkward.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:01, archived)
Video clips abound

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:14, archived)
Not very efficient, killing them one at a time

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:15, archived)
To be fair she went straight for the source

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 21:34, archived)
I reckon if Liz Truss said "I like cheese" you could probably find an old video of her saying how much she hates cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Sep 2022, 21:02, archived)
Pretty sure she was fine until she saw her latest energy bill

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 22:23, archived)
Bit odd to marry your third cousin, though

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:45, archived)
I couldn't say this when she was alive

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:45, archived)
That's pretty un-incestuous, as royal families go.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:34, archived)
laughs in Hapsburg

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:41, archived)

laugh drool
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:47, archived)
My frist instinct on hearing the news was to come here and see what this bunch of degenerates had to say

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:47, archived)
Your frist instinct?
What was your secnod?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:24, archived)
grab another beer

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:12, archived)
I can't stand beer

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:18, archived)
Gin?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:30, archived)
Hell, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:33, archived)
Consensus!
Raise glasses
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:41, archived)
<s>gl</s>

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:52, archived)
Yes but which one? They all taste totally different.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 0:40, archived)
PAGING BRB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 7:51, archived)
They should make Andrew King just for the lulz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:50, archived)
more like Mega lols
am I rite?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:53, archived)
Well I think she was great, and I'm sad to see her go

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:51, archived)
It feels odd now Charlie becomes King

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:54, archived)
Catherine 4 Queen

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:55, archived)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:56, archived)
I know, right

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:58, archived)
I would stand and sing the national anthem for her, but I would have a full stem

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:01, archived)
I mean William should be King as well, I'm not proposing Kate hooks up with her father in law

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:59, archived)
She shared the distiction onf being one of the only two monarchs to be the only ruler to be on all valid coinage
The other was Athelstan
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:55, archived)
Maybe this'll be like a reverse Diana moment.
Pre-death, everyone thought she was a useless bimbo. Then she carked and suddenly became an angel. QEII, on the other hand, was widely respected and admired even by many republicans. Maybe now she's dead, her reputation will plummet and we'll end up with her corpse dangling from the turrets at Balmoral by tomorrow.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:58, archived)
I'm fairly sure the culture war bullshit will go up another notch regardless.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:02, archived)
Anyone who isn’t on their knees weeping into the Union flag 24/7 will be deemed a traitor and publicly flogged

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:09, archived)
something like this
it's going to get intense insn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:12, archived)
100 days of mourning mandated by the Daily Mail
Plus cancelling anyone on Twitter who hasn’t changed their profile pic to a flag
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:14, archived)
at least

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:17, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:30, archived)
I want a timetable so I'll know when it's okay to politicise the death of the head of state.

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:01, archived)
could be weeks

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:03, archived)
It's been a few hours now, should be fine

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:15, archived)
just like 9-11

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:17, archived)

We all have different ideas of when it’s the best time to make fun of a public figure who’s died.

We all have our own "Dead Princess Diana" jokes, but I got into a lot of trouble for what I did,
which was to do a whole stand-up comedy routine consisting entirely of Dead Diana jokes,
five minutes after the crash.

While in Paris. Going through an underpass. In a white Fiat Uno.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:25, archived)
Beheaded and then thrown into the sea

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:20, archived)
...just for saying they're English

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:32, archived)
I'm heading up north right now with a life-sized inflatable model of E.T.
if the public mood changes overnight I can always chuck it on a bonfire outside the gates
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:09, archived)
alright Stewart Lee

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:11, archived)
You get these extra-terrestrials don’t you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:14, archived)
good idea to kep you plans flexible

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:16, archived)
RIP to a hot piece of ass

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:18, archived)
I would have
Margarine would be needed though
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:22, archived)
What official name should Charles now take
I suggest Kingy McKingy Saville Face
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:20, archived)
He should deffo change his surname to Spaniel

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:21, archived)
And his middle name to Nathaniel.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:35, archived)
King Charlie, keeper of the Royal Shoe

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:23, archived)
King Icke, Outer of the Lizard People

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:31, archived)
By the grace of Cthullu

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:46, archived)
[armpit noises]

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)
He needs to improve public perception of the Royal family's attitude to diversity and repair the damage resulting from Meghan's claims about how they treated her.
The obvious solution is for him to do his coronation in blackface.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 0:34, archived)
King Jonathan

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 0:38, archived)
Seriously, get her stuffed
Every important occasion, she can be on the balcony, while Charles hangs out of the window, pulling her strings and making her do a little dance, while "I've got no strings" plays in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:21, archived)
'Gizmo', late of this parish, is posting "RIP your majesty, long live the king" stuff on Facebook.
Because he's that sort of person.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Sep 2022, 22:57, archived)
And yet the Queen died, makes you think

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 23:00, archived)
Really does, dunnit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Sep 2022, 23:08, archived)
The curse of 2016 strikes again!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 0:26, archived)