He has big hands tho

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:21, archived)

I have a big…

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:23, archived)

heart

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:29, archived)

Yep that too.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:37, archived)

Eyebrow

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yes you creepy motherfucker.

It’s not even that big. Ladies think I pluck them because they are PERFECTLY shaped (I don’t)
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:37, archived)

just get the fuckers threaded once a month, job done

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:42, archived)

Yeah. I ain’t a ponce mate.
And my beard is more worrying than my eyebrows mate.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:27, archived)

not your mate

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:48, archived)

Do you own a car wash

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:52, archived)

Yes.
Wanna come get your machine polished?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:27, archived)

Ladies think that? Ooh la la!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:43, archived)

Fuck yeah. I am a ladies man. Didn’t you know?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:28, archived)