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Friday Fucklift.
Alright cuntbags.

Friday for an unemployed child molester is pretty boring.

Ideas?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:16, archived)
I just got the new cod

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:25, archived)
Thought freshwater fishing was more your thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:27, archived)
Hahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:28, archived)
I am famous around these parts for being very funny indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:31, archived)
I laughed.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:37, archived)
If I throw a stick, will you fuck off?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:44, archived)
throw it at the cunt's head

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:44, archived)
πŸ’πŸ”Œ

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:08, archived)
!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:07, archived)
I've updated my board sig accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:21, archived)
I like this
You made me laugh again.

Adjust accordingly.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:23, archived)
Well then I mean it's already correct, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:16, archived)
Thinking of getting a PlayStation when my redundo and contract pay off comes.
Dunno though. Not much of a gamer. Owned a PS2 years back. Should I just go for the PS4?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:28, archived)
If you aren't a gamer I'd get nothing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:32, archived)
Fair point
Well made.

But I am considering moving into that loner world.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:36, archived)
They dox nonces don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:51, archived)
Wouldn’t know bro.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:53, archived)
^gets multiple mystery takeaways turning up as his gaff on a daily basis

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 17:48, archived)
hang on that's not right, surely he should get this:

'fucked'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 17:44, archived)
it's a weird point in the current gen
Sony and Microsoft are still producing games for the previous gen (i.e. PS4 and Xbox One), which are 'enhanced' on PS5 and the Series S/X. Not to mention that the lower-specced xbox series S dragging down the standard of the actual next gen games.

Fuck it, get a Switch and wait for the PS4 and Xbone to be fully discontinued.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:37, archived)
failing that, if you absolutely have to get a current gen console, get an Xbox and a subscription to Game Pass

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:40, archived)
Cheers
Bought my boy a switch at Christmas last year he loves it. I think that might be the way to go you know.

Cheers.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:43, archived)
Cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:43, archived)
Cheers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:44, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:58, archived)
Tony Hayers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:01, archived)
JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:07, archived)
Tony Shithouse

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:10, archived)
A springy stick for beating people with?!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Oct 2022, 12:47, archived)
Alex Kidd on the MS2

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:07, archived)
Alex Kidd always struck me as coming across as a victim of child sexual exploitation.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:10, archived)
Perfect.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:12, archived)
He has big hands tho

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:21, archived)
I have a big…

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:23, archived)
heart

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:29, archived)
Yep that too.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:37, archived)
Eyebrow

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:32, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yes you creepy motherfucker.

It’s not even that big. Ladies think I pluck them because they are PERFECTLY shaped (I don’t)
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:37, archived)
just get the fuckers threaded once a month, job done

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:42, archived)
Yeah. I ain’t a ponce mate.
And my beard is more worrying than my eyebrows mate.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:27, archived)
not your mate

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:48, archived)
Do you own a car wash

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:52, archived)
Yes.
Wanna come get your machine polished?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:27, archived)
Ladies think that? Ooh la la!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:43, archived)
Fuck yeah. I am a ladies man. Didn’t you know?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:28, archived)
#pcmasterrace

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:07, archived)
https://b3ta.com/talk/8348120

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:43, archived)
Come for a beer with Dozer and myself

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:48, archived)
see you in the Marcia Grey in 20 minutes mate

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:24, archived)
Contemplating how satisfying it would be to have my cousin beaten the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:08, archived)
Bigger than you?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:46, archived)
No, just an evil cunt who deserves it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:08, archived)
I can put you in touch with someone

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:56, archived)
My brother-in-law is an ex outlaw biker
Pretty sure he knows people. Problem is, after she said my sister died of being a drug addict, my brother-in-law has threatened her publicly, so he can't do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:10, archived)
Well is he an in-law or an outlaw? Make your mind up!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:29, archived)
He does the okey cokey

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:42, archived)
Bit of both

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:54, archived)
Alright Darius Guppy

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 16:46, archived)