Still got bits of screen embedded in it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:38, archived)

Difficult decision... painfully tear off the entire mangled organ, or agonizingly pick out the glass shards with a pair of rusty, pointed tweezers.
Hard to know which would be funnier.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:42, archived)

Just leave it and audition as the next bond villain

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:48, archived)

Scarymemba?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:52, archived)

Golf trophy

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:59, archived)

Picking out the glass shards
With a hard to control wobbly rubber handled steak tenderiser?
( MiseryCunt, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:50, archived)