Parasitic landlords

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)

🐢🔌

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

No council tax, no VAT, but our home is full of wee

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

Dead millipedes mate, dead fucking millipedes
Every time I lift a floor, or change a light fitting
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

and then Trigger does a face!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

They have no way of washing but eat food with their bare hands
Strongest immune systems ever
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:12, archived)

I set them up...

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

recently and they are pretty cool. the only down side is that they don't stand on there own

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:52, archived)