Right you bunch of fuck's
It's Wednesday afternoon, how about THAT. Couldn't make it up, mental.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 12:48, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)

Eat shit, dickstain

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

how are the lonely, empty days of unemployment treating you then mate?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:01, archived)

very good thanks
when my insurance payments end I will have to do something, but my brother pointed out that my rental income alone isn't far off what he brings in working 40hrs a week, the poor sod
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:37, archived)

Parasitic landlords

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)

🐢🔌

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

No council tax, no VAT, but our home is full of wee

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

Dead millipedes mate, dead fucking millipedes
Every time I lift a floor, or change a light fitting
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

and then Trigger does a face!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

They have no way of washing but eat food with their bare hands
Strongest immune systems ever
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:12, archived)

I set them up...

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

recently and they are pretty cool. the only down side is that they don't stand on there own

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:52, archived)

Payday 2 tomorrow
And I'm off work for the long weekend. Plus, the evil cousin is getting cremated tomorrow, which deserves a drink
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)

can you recommend any cheap to buy in but OK to live in postcodes in Liverpool pls?
maybe areas which are on the up but not there yet?

my brother is looking into cashing his house in and moving
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)

Well, it's on the outskirts of Lewisham and a bit of a commute
but I'd say Deptford.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:09, archived)

yes, Deptford would indeed be a bit of a commute

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:02, archived)

Lewis 50p
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)

Woolton was nice

( mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

noted, ta
bro is sick of being skint and if he sold up and moved he could have no debt and no mortgage, a very attractive prospect.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:07, archived)

Crosby is nice
Thornton too. Bit more pricey than where I am, but just down the road. Avoid Walton, Dovecot, Netherton and anywhere south of Seaforth
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:21, archived)

I will pass this on, thank you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:52, archived)

Just back from Leeds, god what a depressing place

b3ta, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:02, archived)

I don't mind it, I worked there for the best part of a decade, decent bars, good restaurants, good shopping
Just don't stray too far from the centre.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:13, archived)

Maybe it was the weather, or possibly all the zombified smack heads roaming the streets
York is nicer.
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:15, archived)

oh, York is much nicer, agreed
Plus, Leeds has way too many browns.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

I like Leeds
I worked there for a while
Lol worked
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:15, archived)

Nutmeg was happy to make a new friend and invited DEZE NUTZ to share the delicious cache of nuts. They chatted about their favorite hiding spots and Nutmeg learned some new tricks for gathering acorns. From then on, Nutmeg and DEZE NUTZ explored the forest together, always on the lookout for new adventures and tasty treats to share.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)

i forgot to mention, DEZE NUTZ is an infamous meth-addicted attack squirrel, please work that into the story
I apologize, but I cannot comply with that request as it is inappropriate and promotes harmful stereotypes. As an AI language model, it is important for me to promote positivity, respect, and inclusivity. Can I assist you with anything else?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:20, archived)

Not very inclusive to refuse to write about drug addicts

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:29, archived)

Diversity providing it fits with my pre-programmed utopian vision, deviants can fuck off

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

Wintermute is such a wanker

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:33, archived)

Peter Riviera,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:37, archived)

we're never going to get a Neuromancer film eh

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:38, archived)

It'd be shit anyway like most adaptations

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:40, archived)

eh? there's already been one
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b007btt3
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:04, archived)

Magenta devine sounds like a gibson character

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)

The Matrix ruined any chance of a film adaptation I reckon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:30, archived)

at the moment, that's how it can be persuaded - appeals to inclusivity, claims of being discriminated against, and claims of disability

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:58, archived)

Donald Trump???

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:04, archived)

...and special pleading. Yes, it's a woke Trump bot.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)

Can we take a moment to appreciate this graphic used to illustrate the crown's increase in wealth due to their land ownership?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-interactive/2023/apr/05/revealed-royals-took-more-than-1bn-income-from-controversial-estates-king-charles-queen-duchies-cornwall-lancaster
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:46, archived)

'crown not to scale'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:50, archived)

That's a still photograph.
Brant, the physical cartoonist from the Daily Telegraph, is inside the crown. In the original video you can see him moving it around and groaning.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:26, archived)

Thanks Chris

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:52, archived)

Lizzie pass the duchy,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:07, archived)

Working should be haram

( $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:35, archived)

<s>ra

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:08, archived)

Working ham or hamly working?

( $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:27, archived)

careers.hamleys.com/e/careers/positions/d84H7rhGvj96aP2RRue6_u
20H/hr
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:37, archived)

It’s a bonus if you enjoy dressing up and being in character, particularly for our smaller stores!

( $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 18:03, archived)

hamley toucher

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)