Contrary to popular belief the Magic Donkey doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding posts to the popular page.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 11:29, archived)

The system's broken.
I haven't commented for ages on any of the shite ninj posts, and he still hasn't killed himself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 11:41, archived)

TRY HARDER.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 2 May 2023, 11:48, archived)

I think pictures with zero replies still get on the PP and FP
because PG13 clicks them with all of his vpn sockpuppet accounts

Kind of tragic
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 11:54, archived)

I liked it that time one of them broke cover to tell me not to bully him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 12:23, archived)

More than one, I think.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 12:44, archived)

He once sent me a message claiming lots of people had written to him to say he was right and I was wrong.
Quite the wake-up call, I can tell you that.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

This is like that time Gwyneth Paltrow was challenged that there was no evidence to support her bullshit goop stuff
and her retort was "well, I believe it works."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 13:59, archived)

POW! Take that, Big Pharma, with your factual basis of the entire recorded history of medicine, and your peer reviews and exhaustive clinical trials!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:21, archived)

I blinded ten people, and they could still smell my fanny candles.
CLINICALLY PROVEN
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 14:30, archived)