why would anyone shit on a space hopper?
both you and the shit would slide off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:10, archived)

now the real candles are out

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Bollocks.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

Nice scrotum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

V smooth

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

what proof is it?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:19, archived)

it's your scrotum you belend

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:35, archived)

Dr Alban'szzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:49, archived)

can't believe I've spent 16 years here

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

to be fair you've only spent fifteen and a half of those years actually on /talk

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

true

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)

gold

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:50, archived)

It's like prison
but worse
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:17, archived)

he used to give me roses
i wish he could again
but that was on the outside
/talk wasn't bollocks then
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

Reminisces
Anyone know if I can rewatch all episodes somewhere?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:00, archived)

in jail?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:11, archived)

No
My front room
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:20, archived)

BAM!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:24, archived)

YES
😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:31, archived)

youtu.be/-9_j_AO_ppw
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:54, archived)

Alright youngster.
Congrats on having an account that's no longer at risk of undue attention from Spanishfly.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 16:22, archived)

just hope Sexface doesn't come back

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

Don't we all, m2^3.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 16:46, archived)

An irl shitcunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:55, archived)

thanks
just showed my candles to my nephew, who was a bit freaked out that I was on here before he was born. he seems to think that technology before he came along was all nokia 3310's and using computers for playing solitaire
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:41, archived)

You should tell him about shovelling coal into the dial-up modem
so you could play correspondence chess over AOL, and hoping you found the Quad Damage powerup first, in order to "own", or defeat, your opponent.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 17:25, archived)

I never said shit on your own Space Hopper

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Lynn Anderson'zzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:13, archived)

well you should have specified
it's this shoddy attitude to defecation placement that's ruining the country
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

*shits with wanton abandon*

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:18, archived)

Mmmmmmm😋
Wanton
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:19, archived)

I like your anarchistic streak
the shit streaks, less so
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

i'll clean them up sometime next bweek

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:29, archived)

Happy meh amount of candles day, Smash!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

ta

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

you reveal your true colors!
candles, I mean!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)