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Shit on a Space Hopper it's beaker o'cock!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:39, archived)
Eat my piss

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:56, archived)
what proof is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:00, archived)
It came out of his penis
How much proof do you need?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:07, archived)
Could be a dose of unadulterated chid's piss

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:10, archived)
chid capri?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)
Capri Son?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)
Ford Capri

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)
my mum had a 2.8l capri
probably worth a fortune now if the heaviest steering in the world hasn't guided it into an oak tree
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)
2.8lllll? I don't get it :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:22, archived)
gigawatts
i know that makes no sense but i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:26, archived)
of course it doesn't
it was 1.21 gigawatts, not 2.8
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:37, archived)
yeah, well, different, cars, different, specs ,innit ,m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:38, archived)
this is life

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:07, archived)
what proof is there?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:27, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 19:11, archived)
oh. fair enough then.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 21:09, archived)
Swab my gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:58, archived)
what proof is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:00, archived)
-r

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:08, archived)
steady on, knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)
Soz m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:14, archived)
Chew on my smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:04, archived)
Don't be so disgusting, Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:05, archived)
Sorry, won’t happen again

drink my shit
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:27, archived)
mhmm strawberry favour

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:28, archived)
what proof is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:05, archived)
It’s in the pudding
Mmm smeggi puddi
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:28, archived)
neediest paddy ever

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:06, archived)
why would anyone shit on a space hopper?
both you and the shit would slide off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:10, archived)
now the real candles are out

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)
Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:12, archived)
Nice scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)
V smooth

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)
what proof is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:19, archived)
it's your scrotum you belend

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:35, archived)
Dr Alban'szzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:49, archived)
can't believe I've spent 16 years here

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)
to be fair you've only spent fifteen and a half of those years actually on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)
true

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)
gold

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:50, archived)
It's like prison
but worse
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:17, archived)

he used to give me roses
i wish he could again
but that was on the outside
/talk wasn't bollocks then
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:23, archived)
Reminisces
Anyone know if I can rewatch all episodes somewhere?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:00, archived)
in jail?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:11, archived)
No
My front room
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:20, archived)

BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:24, archived)
YES
😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 17:31, archived)

youtu.be/-9_j_AO_ppw
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:54, archived)
Alright youngster.
Congrats on having an account that's no longer at risk of undue attention from Spanishfly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 16:22, archived)
just hope Sexface doesn't come back

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:25, archived)
Don't we all, m2^3.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 16:46, archived)
An irl shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:55, archived)
thanks
just showed my candles to my nephew, who was a bit freaked out that I was on here before he was born. he seems to think that technology before he came along was all nokia 3310's and using computers for playing solitaire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:41, archived)
You should tell him about shovelling coal into the dial-up modem
so you could play correspondence chess over AOL, and hoping you found the Quad Damage powerup first, in order to "own", or defeat, your opponent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 17:25, archived)
I never said shit on your own Space Hopper

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)
Lynn Anderson'zzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:13, archived)
well you should have specified
it's this shoddy attitude to defecation placement that's ruining the country
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)
*shits with wanton abandon*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:18, archived)
Mmmmmmm😋
Wanton
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:19, archived)
I like your anarchistic streak
the shit streaks, less so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:23, archived)
i'll clean them up sometime next bweek

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:29, archived)
Happy meh amount of candles day, Smash!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:14, archived)
ta

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)
you reveal your true colors!
candles, I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)
Genghis Khan is also known as Chinggis Khan.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:12, archived)
Did he play pop?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:13, archived)
Cheggers can't be boozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)
i've had 2 hours sleep in total since friday morning
please may i go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:20, archived)
Chuggers can

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:21, archived)
Chinggis reckon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 17:39, archived)