Smashing!
Forgot to buy food tho so might get a chinese
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 20:58, archived)

There's 1.4 billion to choose from, not sure how that helps with food

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:00, archived)

how many delicious ones are there?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:02, archived)

好吃 or 好喝

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:07, archived)

Ten thousand

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:00, archived)

Eat one and you are hungry 10 minutes later
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:03, archived)

I heard Marc Almond had that problem with men

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:00, archived)

Mainly scrote fritters

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

I forgot to take my prawns out of the freezer before work
So I made do with a Chicago Town pizza instead
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 21:11, archived)