after-fucking-noon, you fucking spanner's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:29, archived)

Afternoon
Off to the shops in a bit to buy presents for the new mum and baby, who I will finally get to see tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:38, archived)

that will be great, I'm sure

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

Hurrah!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 13:49, archived)

At least we're not plastic mallet like you!
HAH!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 May 2023, 12:54, archived)

NO U!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

Did ball tampering, yes ball tampering
Take place during The Nutcracker Suite last week?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:32, archived)

#deflategate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 May 2023, 13:39, archived)