Hola Queef
went on a late-night wander last night, woke up half a mile from home in a fucking dinosaur onesie
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 May 2023, 16:43, archived)

Alright cr3

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 May 2023, 17:57, archived)

my old pal Marcus used to sleepwalk
after dreaming that he was being pursued by the marching hammers from The Wall, he woke up miles from home, in his school blazer, clutching a spoon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 18:08, archived)

Aciiiiieeeeeeedddddddd

( mongychops, Sun 14 May 2023, 19:07, archived)

Gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 May 2023, 19:17, archived)

Yeah go on then, just the one to start with

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 May 2023, 20:37, archived)

That's hilarious
No idea what I was dreaming of
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 May 2023, 19:21, archived)

and that's how he got his nickname, "Reece"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 4:29, archived)