That could lead to a nasty infection
Not to mention your dick would stink of shit.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 May 2023, 21:18, archived)

so a bit better than it normally does then?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 May 2023, 21:23, archived)

Steady on
I use only the finest whale fat on my penis
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:05, archived)

Ambergris all up in that helmit

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:08, archived)

Have deer musk with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:12, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 May 2023, 22:35, archived)

They scrape those off

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 0:23, archived)

Poor Johnny Depp. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 May 2023, 22:42, archived)

fuckin lol
He reportedly threw at least one bottle of very expensive wine at her and missed, begging the question, what exactly are you paying for if it doesn't even hit the target?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 0:23, archived)