Take inspiration from Nero's audience in acienct Rome
The story about Nero playing music while Rome burned doesn’t just come from nowhere. Nero loved the arts—from music to the theater—and performed every chance he got.
He even locked the gates of the theater when he performed. Then he put on incredibly long performances, requiring the audience to listen attentively and clap. People would leap over the walls or even fake their own deaths to get out of these performances. According to the Roman historian Suetonius, one performance went on so long that a woman gave birth while Nero played.
listverse.com/2016/08/08/10-stories-about-nero-more-shocking-than-fiction/
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:32,
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Ah. The classical Skagra.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:37,
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Faking my own death is an option
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:42,
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why fake it? just go the whole hog and messily KYS in the meeting
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:45,
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I’ll add it to the agenda
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:00,
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AOB surely
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:21,
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"Point it at ED-209."
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:00,
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