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My other half wants to buy a Vauxhall Mokka because it's got heated leather seats*
are you faced with any fates worse than death?

*when I said "okay, if you want" he admitted it suddenly seemed less appealing if I didn't object. Like sex really.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 May 2023, 9:59, archived)
My car has heated lumbar support and its fucking heaven

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 May 2023, 10:13, archived)
yea
we had a car with all the frills but had to get shot of it as it was an older diesel and wouldn't comply with the ULEZ. We ended up getting a cheap old petrol as we don't really need a car but other half is sick of bangernomics and wants luxury.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 May 2023, 10:21, archived)

has heated lumbar support and its fucking heaven is red and has podka dots on
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:12, archived)
Brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:14, archived)

red
nd has pod
dots on
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:49, archived)
has anyone said b3ta yet?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 May 2023, 10:29, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:00, archived)
WELL FUCK OFF THEN

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:27, archived)
FINE

b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:43, archived)
ch33r5

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:45, archived)
No real passwords pls

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:59, archived)
I'm facing a boring wait
In the hospital, before getting scanned for a hernia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 17 May 2023, 10:45, archived)
thought you had a cough

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:00, archived)
No, she said fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:11, archived)
That's well gone

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:02, archived)
Ugh, hernias are horrible
Just had mine fixed last week, and the surgery has left me more feeble (at the moment) than the hernia did.

Didn't even have anyone attractive to shave my belly or anything. I've been lied to by the fillums, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 17 May 2023, 14:14, archived)
Her knees are horrible, you say?
alright The Daily Mail
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 May 2023, 16:04, archived)
As if CZJ gives a fuck what some cunt DM hack says about her *knees*
God, I feel violently sick thinking about the state of their shitey little minds, fucking Mail wankers.

Why dyou have to remind me they exist? I was just about to go to sleep too. Fucking nightmares now.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 17 May 2023, 22:39, archived)
a 4 hour meeting

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:14, archived)
Take inspiration from Nero's audience in acienct Rome
The story about Nero playing music while Rome burned doesn’t just come from nowhere. Nero loved the arts—from music to the theater—and performed every chance he got.

He even locked the gates of the theater when he performed. Then he put on incredibly long performances, requiring the audience to listen attentively and clap. People would leap over the walls or even fake their own deaths to get out of these performances. According to the Roman historian Suetonius, one performance went on so long that a woman gave birth while Nero played.

listverse.com/2016/08/08/10-stories-about-nero-more-shocking-than-fiction/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:32, archived)
Ah. The classical Skagra.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:37, archived)
Faking my own death is an option

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:42, archived)
why fake it? just go the whole hog and messily KYS in the meeting

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 May 2023, 11:45, archived)
I’ll add it to the agenda

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:00, archived)
AOB surely

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:21, archived)
"Point it at ED-209."

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 17 May 2023, 12:00, archived)