I hope you're going to buy an assault rifle and go on a killing spree, it's all the rage these days

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:38, archived)

It’s item #1 in my itinerary

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 May 2023, 12:40, archived)

You know, if you're going to purchase a deadly weapon and a bunch of ammo but you also have a few bits to get for dinner, go to Walmart, you can do both

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:43, archived)

I'd take care not to push in line though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:44, archived)

this again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhXPzFG6b3M
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 May 2023, 15:51, archived)

In Freedom-loving states, kids should open carry in schools, as a defence against external school shooters.
Also it'll bring an end to all bullying, or at least make it very brief.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 19 May 2023, 16:01, archived)

It takes a good bully with a gun to stop a bad bully with a gun

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 May 2023, 19:02, archived)